NY Times' AO Scott offers one of the best opening line reviews of the week

My fave reviewer for the NY Times, AO Scott proves me right once again with one of the funniest opening line reviews of the week. This one is for the latest David Duchovny film 'House Of D'...

"The reasons to avoid 'House of D', David Duchovny's earnest, unwatchable coming-of-age drama, can best be summarized in a simple declarative sentence. Robin Williams plays a retarded janitor."